That Awkward Moments

In a rush pagi Jumaat

Pergi Parade nak beli ink printer

Nampak kedai lappie baru bukak

Senyum to the seller and think to myself "budak SU nie"

then he smiles back and terus "ehh .. wanie kan??"

and i go "yeah" tapi dalam hati "SHITTTT"

so start borak "ehh . kerja sini?? " walhal dalam hati duk pikir "apa nama budak nie?"

then he goes "yeah"

me "Dah lama ke?" dalam hati "what the heck is the name of this guy la weiii"

he "boleh la.setahun lebih"

then i say "haa .. hari tu i nampak u.then i came to buy lappie. but u xde. so i chow pg kt lain" which is mmg betul but still dalam hati "name name namee"

he goes " laaa ye ke? i cuti kot .. anyway i dont know if u remember me?"

then i go "ehh .. kenal la. u kan SU gak" tp dalam hati "fuck! im dead"

then i go "but sorry i cant recall ur name. name u ape eh?"

then he goes "owhs its ok.i tak famous pun time sekolah"

and i was like "hahsss????"

then dia cakap "well .. u kan sports girl. so orang kenal lah. and you can kelas pandai.. account right?"

and i go "yeahhh"

he "i class belakang2"

dalam hati "wtf im dead meat :( "

then he say "anyway nama i H"

i "ooo .. yeahhh .. hahaha .. sorry. i duk pk F"

then i say "ehh .. serious i park tepi jalan takut kene saman. i nak beli barang kejap then head back to office. later ok?"

and run to the shop.

pernah tak kene moment macam tu? like shit right?