Friday, February 17, 2012

Mulut tak da insurans






Well yeah our team won Number 1 in Malaysia

Alhamdulillah

RM 20,000 tu bahagi pada 21 Station yer bukan 1 station rm 20,000

if 1 station rm 20k .. i dah buat downpayment beemer jual my ungu violet hokeh! LOL *x perlu business cari orang utk downpayment beemer* LOL LOL

so anyway .. ada la prize giving ceremony time CNY Celebration tu

but bukan nak cakap pasal tu pun

nak cakap pasal mulut orang xde insurans nie

datang2 "ko nie dah berisi ke belum??"

then of coz la cakap "belum"

then "Asal lambat sangat??"

then i answer la "dah xde rezeki nak buat macam mana"

then she say "alaa ko nie saja je nie xnak baby nie nak jaga body"

fulamak.. nak kene tampar agaknye

dah la aku tgh red flag

time tu memang muke dah merah nak mengamok

tp tak nak la make a scene at event kan

i just sound "kak oii .. jaga badan celah mana kalau besar cam nie.. xde maknenye kannnnnnn"

then i think she realized I'm mad dia lari

pu***k betul.

some people are soo bloody narrow minded

nuff said!!


Wednesday, January 25, 2012

That Awkward Moments

In a rush pagi Jumaat

Pergi Parade nak beli ink printer

Nampak kedai lappie baru bukak

Senyum to the seller and think to myself "budak SU nie"

then he smiles back and terus "ehh .. wanie kan??"

and i go "yeah" tapi dalam hati "SHITTTT"

so start borak "ehh . kerja sini?? " walhal dalam hati duk pikir "apa nama budak nie?"

then he goes "yeah"

me "Dah lama ke?" dalam hati "what the heck is the name of this guy la weiii"

he "boleh la.setahun lebih"

then i say "haa .. hari tu i nampak u.then i came to buy lappie. but u xde. so i chow pg kt lain" which is mmg betul but still dalam hati "name name namee"

he goes " laaa ye ke? i cuti kot .. anyway i dont know if u remember me?"

then i go "ehh .. kenal la. u kan SU gak" tp dalam hati "fuck! im dead"

then i go "but sorry i cant recall ur name. name u ape eh?"

then he goes "owhs its ok.i tak famous pun time sekolah"

and i was like "hahsss????"

then dia cakap "well .. u kan sports girl. so orang kenal lah. and you can kelas pandai.. account right?"

and i go "yeahhh"

he "i class belakang2"

dalam hati "wtf im dead meat :( "

then he say "anyway nama i H"

i "ooo .. yeahhh .. hahaha .. sorry. i duk pk F"

then i say "ehh .. serious i park tepi jalan takut kene saman. i nak beli barang kejap then head back to office. later ok?"

and run to the shop.

pernah tak kene moment macam tu? like shit right?



Friday, January 20, 2012

Down Under

Pernah tak bangun2 terus rasa depressed?

Pernah tak pernah tak??

Well semalam i did

woah.gile ah serabut tahap ape ntah

tak tau apa punca kot

so mangsa confirm la si Comet

dia dah malas nak layan sampai x reply pun BBM wtf

so end up duk la sorang2 kat office melayan diri

so macam xle jadi

BBM a friends ask him for a tips

sebab nampak sangat saiko x tau kata apa kan

so he say "Control your mind set.. tu jer"

and i like "whatttttt??"

he say "libra mmg ada mood swing. jum we go for a bowling and a talk"

and my other BFF say "Dont put too high of expectation to the star if you do not want to crumble to the tar"

Yes. i think my expectation in life is too high

SO bila x dapat and tak achieve apa lagi terus la stress. hahahaha

so malam tadi jumpe la my friend tu. dia pun explain and explain why i feel that way. most thing is betul la. which make me think

so alhamdulillah today bangun dengan rasa gembira dan semangat berkobar :)

i also dont know what he say. but most of it make sense tho





Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Getting Old?

Tak pernah rasa diri nie dah tua

or dah berumur

coz sentiasa rasa macam dulu

macam dulu dulu

having fun and so on

dah kahwin pun

kawan laki nak angkut aku gi dinner

memang di izinkan

apa lagi malam khamis sebab Comet meeting

jadi lagi die happy ada orang teman aku

but sekarang

aku rasa memang dah berumur

dulu nak gi mana-mana tak fikir 3-4 kali

rasa nak gi melaka. start engine sampai lah melaka

pukul 2pg pun sampai

rasa nak pergi Genting

start engine heret member naik la genting

padahal lepak minum starbucks je

sekarang?

berfikir

padahal Comet kat Genting

konon nak gi buat surprise la kat dia

nak buat surprise "can u have coffee with me?"

bile die tanye "bile?"

"now at starbucks"

pastu lepak minum turun la balik kan

tapi berfikir

menganggu ke?

weh kalau dulu

tak fikie ok!

naik je. xde nye ganggu

haihs

frust wei

skrg?

kt dalam bilik menaip and kelaparan

konon nak surprise ajak member pergi supper kan

padan muke ape pun tak makan lagi :(

Monday, January 16, 2012

Cant Wait

Y: Wanie nak belajar kick-boxing tak?

me : haihs. Y wanie mmg nak tapi takde masa nak gi gym

Y: Meh ah Y ajar

me : Nak gi gym tu tak de masa

Y: Haaa.. Y ajar x payah masuk gym. Tiap ahad malam and isnin petang :) nak?

me : hahs? x yah masuk gym? so kat rumah? BOLEH!


dia bukan xde masa nak gi gym. malas nak bayar gym tu sebab tau end up tak pergi pun kan. hahahah

yup. cant wait for the class to start :)